have some hd goob dedan
✍ Sharknado (if that even counts as a character lol)
I HAVE AN UNQUENCHABLE DESIRE TO SEE MORE OFF FICS WHERE A CHARACTER NARRATES THE STORY TO HUGO.
Finally got around to reading “Chapter Six -The Boxx Boy Wonder”
IT WAS SO ADORABLY AWESOME I LOVE IT.I've still got a dumb grin on my face that fic made me really happy also hell yeah to olympic swimmer Daisy cool fic
so i was thinking about off (whats new) and i was think more specifically about the guardians and their presence in a zone
and like im embarrassed to say i completely missed it the first few times playing off that the guardians are basically all unaccessible for the elsen at almost all times. like it only clicked recently.
For Dedan, he could of course be found in his Shachihata office but to what extent could the elsen remember what floor it was on? There may be any amount of elsen who know the level but we just dont know exactly. its also revealed that Dedan disappears into the meat fountain and no one knows how to navigate it, as well as Alma being totally off limits for most of the elsen, so he stays in there in his office and then appears when necessary only.
Japhet of course is off his rocker and lives on the top of the library, where no one ventures, with his elsen oblivious to his existence so obviously he and his elsen are not doing any sort of communicating.
this is the same with Enoch i assume because of the notes pasted in front of his office saying “you shouldnt be here”. we dont know if he calls elsen into his office to chit chat or if he only put the notes up in an attempt to sway the batter to leave but if you take whats given to you, Enoch stays in his office as well, keeping everyone away from him.
i feel like me pointing this out is redundant because everyone knows this already but i skipped over it so maybe other people did too? (as opposed to the people who are just like “i acknowledge this buuuuut im gonna tweek this a bit to fit this story im telling”)
Just gonna swoop in here hope ya don’t mind…
This was an element that I always found interesting about the Guardians, and I’m a little disappointed it doesn’t get talked about much. Like I’m all for Big Daddy Guardians, but this is an important part of the Zones’ downfall (and imo more devastating than the Batter’s later antics)
I mean it kinda darkly ties into Enoch’s whole comparison of the Guardians to Gods. All of them are powerful, having the ability to shape the land to their ideals and even (as hinted in the case of Japhet) create the people that live there. How interesting that, given all their power and influence, their vigilance and involvement is slim to none.
I’m sure this detachment caused a lot of stress for the Elsen. Imagine knowing the physical embodiment of the land is out there ruling over you, seemingly watching your every move. You want to please them because that’s what you’re taught to do: follow the rules and work hard and they’ll give you protection and salvation. But in times of turmoil when you need them the most they’re nowhere to be found. And when they do appear, it’s in the form of a note or a rampage as they downplay your trouble as something of your fault/your imagination. Your
GodGuardian isn’t going to save you, so what do you do?
Given that unfair reality, I’m not all too shocked by the Elsen’s breaking down and burning. They’re simple, soft folk, and getting stuck between a rock and a hard place with no one there to help is a very frightening situation. And while each Guardian has their own reason for this eventual detachment, it’s an action that gravely affected the health of their land and people. I wouldn’t be surprised if, had the Batter not appeared, this increasing detachment wouldn’t have destroyed the Zones on its own…
What the heck…
I was just about to make a post about my sudden desire to talk about Zone Guardians, and then I see sillyandquiteawkward make a Zone Guardian post on my dash.
I think somebody's a mindreader…
My favorite kinds of Dedan’s are the ones where he’s dorito shaped
but there’s also the one’s where he’s just like
and then theres
and I love them all
yEAH MAN IT W
as in the boys section but if it fits I wear it
B^} lemme get a pic here aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
The only shirt I have that’s close is a neato glow-in-the-dark outlined shark shirt
that was also from the boy’s section lol. Not as cool as that but I will wear it with PRIDE during SHARKNADO 2! (੭ˊ͈ ꒵ˋ͈)੭̸I think it's in the wash rn tbh which means it will smell fabric fresh at movie time nothing like the smell of clean fabric to get you in the mood for shark carnage! replies d3dans
I have a mighty need to see that because that sounds AMAZING also I hope this sequel can live up to the original mayyyybe even land in my 'Hall of Favorites' alongside MegaPiranha replies d3dans
Am I excited about Sharknado 2: The Second One?
Yes. Yes I am.
Sooooooo if DedanxSkeletor is a thing…
Can JaphetxWan Shi Tong be a thing too?